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Ing... something, something
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Lazy, nice, evil, perverted, anti-feminist, grudge-holding bitch, and bored as fuck - those are just SOME of the words that can best describe me really. I'm usually nice when you meet me, unless you somehow have done something to seriously piss me the fuck off.

Basically, I'm one fucked person, though according to some, I am apparently really nice and willing to talk to and listen to others. Just don't get on my bad side, of course, because then, things are gonna get real ugly. ...maybe.

Also, please take into consideration that, while I do understand English really well, it is not my first language. As such, don't act all surprise if you do manage to find some broken English here and there on my end.


Bawwlocked Stamp by transforpuppy (let's see... I've been bawwlocked by MatthewJabezNazarioA (as well as on the majority of his accounts after that one certain image i complained to him on), some of his little whitebitchknights, troyrich93 (for simply calling him out on his current behavior)

the ships i choose to sail

ship with no stamp yet: YurixLuke
Both of which I got from :icondreamer84324:, and because i've been feeling a tad bit bored lately, i actually decided to do 'em.

1. What is your name?
Not gonna tell. Only a few select people know what comes after Ing, and I intend to keep it that way thank you very much. .3.

2. Do you know why you are named that?
To some degree, yeah. I got my first name from this one doctor/nurse/whatever that apparently helped my mom being able to even have kids in the first place. Or something like that, I really don't know how to properly explain it. My middle-name, which I'm also not gonna bother telling you, comes from my paternal grandmother.

3. Are you single or taken?
Single ^^ have been my whole life, and truth be told, i'm actually kinda expecting to be dying alone :P

4. Have any abilities or powers?
If you mean being a complete and utter lazyass while being able to milk off my parents to getting out of certain things by actually being genuinely NICE to them counts as an ability and/or power, then... well, yeah, you could kind of see it as one.

*personally wishes I actually had the ability to freeze time ;-;; * someday, i will have this ability... some-fucking-day...

5. Stop being a Mary-Sue
...huh. didn't know I was being a Mary-Sue.

and if I truly am, mind going into a bit more detail of HOW I can be viewed as such? That way, I can actually change, hopefully for the better ^^

6. What's your eye color?

7. How about hair color?
Brown. (Curse you, Swedish heritage!)

8. Have any family members?
Of course! I mean, everyone's got at least ONE family member, right? ....right???

9. Oh? How about pets?
..Nope, don't have any. Never had once when I was growing up either.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like
All of the internet drama going on :/ seriously, as much as I do like to call these bullies and trolls out on their bs, it gets tiring after a while, especially when they just keep coming back. -____-"" like, urgh, have they nothing better to do with their lives?

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
...surfin' on the internet. that is all. oh, and sleeping. sleeping sounds nice.

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
...*glances back at all the people I've hurt here on dA* Mmh, yeah, pretty much. I've had a few of them already :/

13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Nope. Despite what some people might say, I've never killed anyone.

Unless you count bugs as "anyone". And no, I don't mean that in a metaphorical way, but in a literal sense.

I kill bugs. least the ones that come and decide to bother me, and who I'm able to actually smack.

14. What kind of animal are you?
Hmm, probably a cat. At least in all of the bad ways. :shrug:

15. Name your worst habits.
Uhhh.... ^^; well, I tend to bite my nails a lot. I also tend to forget drinking any kind of liquid when I actually should.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Yes. I wish I could list you all of these people, but there are just way too many I do look up to >////<

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
Last time I checked, I was pretty much straight.

...then again, i've never actually been in a relationship with either genders, so you never know :shrug: though personally, I still think I'd actually turn out to be straight in the end.

18. Do you go to school?

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
No on both of those things.

20. Do you have any fangirls/boys?
...does kouhais count??? As far as I know, I do have at least ONE kouhai. Everyone else are usually just really good friends of mine, even though I rarely ever talk to them nowadays ^^;

21. What are you most afraid of?
Tough call. I'd have to say either spiders, or even heights. Also, any violence being inflicted upon children on-screen in some form will get me want to turn off the channel i'm watching and have me rant and rave like CRAZY afterwards.

22. What do you usually wear?
Casual clothes: shirt, jeans, shoes.

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Any food that I love.

24. Am I annoying to you?
Nah, not really ^^

25. Well, it's still not over!
K. fuck, I hoped me trying to be nice would've ended it a lot quicker!!

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?
I would say high-ish.

27. How many friends do you have?
In real life: Not that many, if any at all. (I'm just not that very social in rl people, so no need to treat me like some goddamn woobie over here :/ )
Online: Too many to fucking count.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Mh :/

29. Favorite drink?
Water. Just water will do enough for me.

30. What's your favorite place?
:shrug: dunno tbh. i'd say my room i guess, but that's only if you really wanna push it.

31. Are you interested in anyone?
not really, no ^^;

32. That was a stupid question...
Meh, kind of I guess. Then again, I was kind of expecting that question to pop sooner or later.

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
meh :shrug: as long as it cools me down, i'm perfectly fine with swimming in either lake tbh xD

34. What's your type?
:shrug: I honestly don't know. Guess I just like the more outgoing type of person, if going by how a lot of my friends are a bit more outgoing and open than I am ^^;

35. Any fetishes?
Yes, but I'm not telling you any of 'em. 'sides, one of them are pretty damn controversial in some of my own senpai's circles, meaning I can't just blurt 'em out like that :/

36. Camping or outdoors?
...*closes the door and just sits back on my computer.* Tch, wretched outdoors.

I don't tag anyone into doing this unless you guys wanna do it

The second tag thingie~ ^^

1. 3 favorite animes?
Hetalia, Ore Monogatari, and... well, let's just say I'm really hyped for Digimon Adventures tri ^^

2. Favorite country in Hetalia? (if you watch that)
Ohh man, that's a tough one. I'd say at first glance, it'd have to be Prussia. But, then you see the rest of the cast, and you just wind up having a really difficult time making up who's supposed to be your favorite and--- ;-;;;;

3. What time is it where you live right now?
*looks at the clock* ...HOOOLLYYYYYY SHIIIITTT!!!! It's really THAT late/early?!?! O.o

4. Your opinion on gay marriage??
Meh, I'm perfectly fine with it. After all, everyone should have to suffer the pains that come from marriage lives *shot*

ahem, what I'm basically trying to say here is THIS: :iconthumbsupplz: to all countries who WILLINGLY accept same sex marriages. you guys rock ^v^ keep up the good work forever!

5. What cosplay would you like to have?
...*quickly hides away some of the pics of some sexy ladies* Uhhhhh.......

6. What do you think pansexual is? Don't look it up!
something completely made up in order to sound cool and separate from bisexuality. at least at first.

then you look up what it actually means, or even just ask someone, and you just think: ", wait, does that mean you guys would totally do it with aliens if they were actually real?! O.o"

7. Do you watch Tokyo Ghoul? If so, tell me your opinion on it (I wanna start watching it maybe)
Mmmh, sorry, but no. i don't watch it, sorry ^^;

8. Dogs or cats?
Both are really cute ^^ especially when they're really young, even if they wind up being a bit annoying to take care of, haahhh ;;;;

9. If you watch Doctor Who, who is your favorite Doctor?
I don't watch it. Thanks to the MLP fandom and the whole obsession some people had to the actual Doctor Who myths (not helped by the SuperWhoLock fandom), I've not really been able to get into the show at all. it sounds interesting, don't get me wrong! but, again, it's been kind of tainted a bit imo. that, and i just have a real hard time sitting through long-runners to begin with ;;;;

10. Manga or anime?

11. Favorite girl from Hetalia?
Either Belarus, Liechtenstein, or even Hungary. Ukraine's also a bit of a favorite of mine ^^

12. Any pets??
Nope, none whatsoever.

13. Favorite school subject?
....Hmm, no, sorry ^^;

again, I will not be tagging anyone, nor will I be making a few quizes of my own. Sorry, but I just needed to do this just for a quick laugh ^^;
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Eating: Potato chips
  • Drinking: Water


"the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes" -- some person on Tumblr
to quote Amatelaseu's cat on skype:


enjoy the sheer randomness from that, because i sure as hell did :lol:
welp, i've finally decided to block the little fail troll i've been trolling (YouthfulBlood). he started to bore me, so rather than letting him have the last word, i've decided to block him.

here are all the comment I've made on that child's page. who knows? maybe you'll find yourself laughing at it, or go all ":facepalm: Eve, why? Why did you decide to engage this brat?"……
tumblr nn0szhClwO1rodceto1 500 by Eve54
for all of my watchers/friends out there who may or may not be feeling under the weather.

you heard that doggie - you all deserve to be happy! also, i do wish you all well ^^


((NOTE: I did not make this gif. credits are reserved for dryyoureyes-startbelieving.tum… ))
wow, after only ONE comment, that wasn't even as bad as some of the other comments on there, you just HAD to find it so gosh darn necessary to BAWWLOCK me, Chibiyima. like seriously, no joke. this little shit bawwlocked me after i made only measly ass comment that is nowhere near as bad as some others on her page. pfft

Fastest Bawwlock Evah!! by Eve54

hooolllyyyy shit are people so easily offended these days. like, there is just NO WAY she could be 3-4 years older than me. like seriously, there's just no way.

and in a few moments, you're gonna hear her blame her autizmzzz for her behavior, that's the route ALL lolcows take, to the point that it's like some kind of rite of passage or whatever :rofl:
making my way downtown, walking fast, chasing--

*notices suffy had left a scathing review on matthewjabeznazarioa's planned fanfic of sorts, and a bitchfight had ensued*


*several minutes later*

I Wanna Have Your Babies, Suff! by Eve54
so yeah, that's what i've been up to this past few minutes. xDD

let's just hope the admins won't be deleting this one, or try to get suffy banned, a'right? after all, there's really no reason for her to get banned, as she just simply left a review and a piece of advice to this *coughshittycough* writer. i mean, this IS supposed to be an art site where critique is bound to come, right? :icontrollfaceplz:

anyway, here's the lovely little journal suffy had commented on and acting like the true badass that she is After Love-Rocky15's PAW Patrol: The Hunger GamesSo, if you enjoy the story, then here are my theories about the aftermath events of Love-Rocky15's PAW Patrol: The Hunger Games. Yes, it is a Wattpad story. And that ending was kind of boring... so, what happens after the story?
A week after after returning to Earth and becoming official members of the PAW Patrol, all victors from the past Pup Hunger Games died.
Then, they are all dressed up in their arena wear that they wear for the Hunger Games, then they return to the arena, and the Head Gamesmaker of that previous Hunger Games, who WAS Seneca Crane, is going to freeze the pups using hypothermia. Then, the seven all died together, again, and this time, for good. But this time around, with Ryder also.
Then, at the St. Joseph Cathedral in the Capitol, a big funeral was held. 1824 puppy-sized coffins are made. They are all white. And a child-sized coffin is also with the other coffins.
The funeral song will be: "Nearer, My God, to Thee", made by Sarah Flower Adams.
After the funeral, t
enjoy the complete butthurtness that had ensued xDD
hm? well, what have we here?

it appears that one of my lolcows have decided to rear their ugly faces around here once more, even though they sent me a ~LOVELY~ little note "apologizing" to me (only to break it while on youtube; she said she "understood" us atheists, but then she used the word atheist as a derogatory slur towards some ranters when they'd made a certain vent video).

It's pinkpuppygirl11.

how ya been, honey? still butthurt over the fact that me, kora, and this one other chick you commented to on youtube are still on this site, or the fact that we've managed to corner sydney-chan while you were gone?

well guess what, sweetie? there's gonna be more butthurted-ness from me especially. because you broke your promise here, and you've been a very disrespectful little shit

Didn't Last Very Long Now Did It by Eve54

(i would like to link to the rant video in question, but out of respect for these ranters, i won't. at least not in this status post.)

Edit: Oh, and another thing, hun
Lol Dafuq! by Eve54
if you honestly think this is supposed to be threatening, you're not doing it right, and that's an even bigger insult.

and really, "Pest54"? Bitch plz, even I can come up with way better insults than that. >:/ and really, if anyone's being a little pest, it's YOU. You, and your little posse of mindless sheep that are most likely equally as bad as you (oh you know who i'm talking about don't you?), or maybe even WORSE.
Why by Eve54don't you just LOVE it when people tell YOU to apologize for something THEY overreacted to and then resorted to insulting you on a regular basis behind your back, and to give up even though I haven't done anything to him before he got involved with me once more?

seriously, this is just downright precious xDDD
The shit I have to deal with
>Britbrat tells both me and her watchers that she's gonna leave, even deactivate her account, on a certain set of time.
>Adds other ways that you can get in touch with her elsewhere, like both her facebook and youtube accounts, so that she can still stay in touch with some of her friends (with at least one of them ALSO having a youtube account at least)
>Pulls a victoria and changes her mind and decides to stay because she'll just be missing her friends.

Yep, sounds like just a normal day in the life of dA if you ask me.
Whoop-de-freaking-dooh. Yay. Except maybe not, since now she's even planning on bawwlocking me >:/… (all that could be salvaged from my confrontation with her in that one status post she deleted since it apparently went out of control or something. Enjoy the shit going on there, I guess.)… (here's shika confrontation with her. personally i think they're doing a better job here, but, ehhh, ymmv on whether that's the actual case or not.) - her fucking page. do whatever you guys want.
Okay, this. THIS, just made my fucking day
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Yes, let's ignore the fact that flutter is nothing more but a huge liar and attention whore, and shut our eyes and ears from the actual hardcore proof we've all managed to collect that shows that she's indeed a horrible being and should be treated with very little respect.

Then again, what do I expect out of someone who threatened to beat the ever living crap out of someone who dared to question the fact that some underage kid is still on dA? pffft
Oh, you guys don't believe me? Then here <da:thumb id="520838692"/>
Because hey, unlike some people on the internet, at least I don't lie and actually try to provide people with some actual hardcore proof to all my claims. unlike some people, that is.

Anyway, like mitch said on flutterbitch's profile after i blocked her in order to escape any possible migraines - "I love how a lolcow knows a lolcow Meow :3
V                                                           V"

PS. Sydney, if you're reading this, don't think you can escape from the shit you're doing. Because I'll be screenshotting everything.
PPS. According to a very good friend of mine, teamumizoomi is in fact, a very godawful show. And guess what? They're definitely a lot more mature than you. Even warned me against taking a closer look at it. Then again, I knew it was downright shit just from looking at some of the screenshots xDDD.

Ta ta~

-Your #1 enemy, Eve54.
am not feeling very well thanks to this one stupid journal made by flutterbitch, where she makes fun of me for caring about my own friends on dA's health over my own. In fact, i'm actually crying, no joke.
omg....THIS.MADE.MY.DAY!Look at this chick.
I was like.......

Is this chick serious?! Lol that's the mosy cowardly thing I have ever heard of! This chick seems to like getting attention by giving false warnings.: meow:
OK guys to clear things up. I DONT HATE GAYS!
 I have watchers and friends that have different sexualitys... But guess what... I DONT GIVE A CRAP. ALL I CARE is what you are as A PERSON. IF YOUR A VERY NICE PERSON AND YOU DONT HURT ANYBODY.I don't care what you are then! :) :hug: OK?~ I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU EQUALLY!hug 
And for the stamps...don't hate the person HATE THE STAMP! I'm not the one who made them so

amazing how just this one journal can make me into such a mess, yeah???
and you know what? I don't even care anymore. if you guys wanna defend me, tell her that i've been turned into a complete wreck, then fine do so. I don't fucking care.

the things you do for the people that you care on this site, am i rite???
i'm just gonna lie down now. hopefully this will pass, and hopefully my old folks won't notice what a huge fucking mess i've turned into thanks to this fucking journal by that... thing.

also, flutter, if you're reading, just know something - I have the evidence to you being a homophobe. I have seen the stamps. You wanna know something else? By faving those things, you've basically admitted to agreeing with their homophobic, acephobic, and even downright ignorant views. And no, you cannot go and say that "they looked nice" as an excuse here, because you've basically made faves to other things that I know that you agree on as well, like your hate for yaoi and porn in general. So don't even fucking TRY!

EDIT: Guys, I'm feeling a lot better now. at least atm. Still doesn't excuse this clear mockery she made out of me caring about my watchers of course, I'm never gonna forgive her for that. >:/
Either, I still don't care what you guys are gonna be doing now about her with the knowledge of the fact that she made me into an emotional wreck all thanks to... well, that. Still have her blocked, or unblock and then give her a piece of your mind about what she's done (though I'll just say this - DON'T FORGET TO SCREENSHOT EVERYTHING! TRUST ME, IT'LL HELP WITH BRINGING HER DOWN IN SOME FASHION! Though don't expect yourselves to be using these pieces of evidence and link it to the help center, because they'll not accept them.) - I really don't care what you do. Just remember that, even if her supporters are decreasing by the minute, she still has some whiteknights who'll happily swallow her shit with grins and mindbroken eyes on their faces, and they'll have little to no problem trying to defend their pwecious queen.
bad news guys - remember pinkpussygirl? Well guess what, she's back. and she's gonna become one of she who must not be named's whitebitchknights >:/
Yayy. *sarcasm*

Me: *trolls some potential lolcows on dA*


Me: *uploads something that has nothing do with it*

Watchers: Uhhh, did the lolcows ever reply back to you yet? If so, LINK MEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: …I just wasted DAYS writing this piece of shit, and you’re not even gonna give me any possible feedback? What the fuck guys?!

Watchers: *faves and runs*

Me: …Fuck my life. *nearly tosses my laptop out of the window*


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Mokie-Kimi Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Eve54 Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
PLEASE DO, MOKIE. SHOWER ME IN ALL OF ZE LO-- *sees some of le shipping pics of you with others* YYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU :iconangerplz:
Mokie-Kimi Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Akira-Tadokoro Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I may have asked this or not. What other JRPGs do you like?
Eve54 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
oh dear, uhh... hmm, this is gonna be a bit hard...

i do like the mario rpgs a lot, but thanks to chuggaaconroy's let's play of Xenoblade Chronicles, I've been starting to fall in love with that game as well, and i can't wait to see what they're gonna do with Xenoblade Chronicles X ^v^ then again, on one hand, i do get a bit worried - like, how are they gonna try to top that game? i mean, that one had so much stuff in it that i really wound up loving a lot, so how can they possibly out-do themselves? :/ ah well, i'm sure it will be a magnificent game as well c:

you? ^^
Akira-Tadokoro Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
How is Xenoblade? I really wanna playit. I heard it's a very good game!

Mine are...

Classic Phantasy Star. Mainly II and IV. I like Classic Final Fantasy, but love Square's other IPS such as LiveaLive, The Mana series and SaGa Frontier. I think the Tales Of series is amazing. So is Wild ARMs and the Y's series. 
Eve54 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
it is, very much so ^^ there's just so much you can do, so much freedom to roam around - basically, to quote Chugga, "if you see it, you can go there". gives you so much freedom to roam, and the characters are very likable too ccc: i actually genuinely DO feel for the characters in that game. ^v^

The Tales of series is always gonna be my favorite, and I only ever really did play Phantasy Star Online games, which were kinda meh, but at least were playable and didn't always leave me ragequitting. I've been kind of meh about Final Fantasy for quite some time now, especially after XIII - the characters weren't even really that likable to me, and I just found myself unable to sympathize for their cause. Not helped by the fact that I felt like I wasn't really allowed to do much in the game itself. I dunno, i guess it's just me :shrug: I've heard about those other series as well, but I've never really given them a chance. Maybe I should? You know, just to see if they're really any good. ^^
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Mokie-Kimi Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
My my seems like some old shits have re tainted your precious page plus one troll has returned with a new account ..allow me to cleanse it with my undying love for you Eve.

Let me send you multiple messages here to purify these gross accusations of you being bad...whether these have resolved or not I don't like seeing such things on your page darling. You are absolutely beautiful and deserve beauty on this page :heart:

I love you oh so very much Eve :hug: :love:
Eve54 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
moookieeeeee :iconiloveyouplz: i've missed you so much, how have you been?! c:

and urgh, yeah, those comments are just... ugh. you have the right to shower me with all of you love if you like. gotta clean that shit up, yess? ^^

i wuv you even moar my dear. :love: :hug: :heart: uwu
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