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Lazy, nice, evil, perverted, anti-feminist, grudge-holding bitch, and bored as fuck - these are just SOME of the words that can best describe me really. I'm usually nice when you meet me, unless you somehow have done something to seriously piss me the fuck off.

Basically, I'm one fucked person, though according to some, I am apparently really nice and willing to talk to and listen to others. Just don't get on my bad side, of course, because then, things are gonna get real ugly. ...maybe.

Also, please take into consideration that, while I do understand English really well, it is not my first language. As such, don't act all surprise if you do manage to find some broken English here and there on my end.


Bawwlocked Stamp by transforpuppy (let's see... I've been bawwlocked by MatthewJabezNazarioA (as well as on the majority of his accounts after that one certain image i complained to him on), some of his little whitebitchknights, troyrich93 (for simply calling him out on his current behavior), NictheWerecatqueen (simply because I was standing up for my friends on one of their profiles when they publicly harassed them, then tried to stand up on my own two feet and call them out for them spamming a really old journal of mine where I specifically made sure to hide her identity. Real classy, child! Real. Classy!)


the ships i choose to sail

ship with no stamp yet: YurixLuke

My dA family!!!

Mother: :iconamatelaseu: Father: :iconsoiar:
Brother: Sister: :icondreamer84324: , :iconmoon-harbour-diver:

Husband: :iconussryuri: Wife: :iconmokie-kimi: / :iconmokiekimirp:

Kouhai: :iconzhengjiuyishu: , :icontao-hua:

Uncle: Aunt: :icontigersylveon:

Cousin: :iconwaffleswithspain:

Nephew: Niece: :iconcatsheepfluff:

My bitches Pets:

i'd been feeling pretty shitty since yesterday and a bit of today as well, almost to the point of making a silly little vent going all "woe is me" and shit.
then someone on skype shared this piece of thing with me. (well, technically others as well since this was in a group chat, but eeee, i was kinda the one who jumped on the chance to find anything to alleviate myself)
and... it's actually working. O.o
like, holy fucking shit, it really works.

anyway, I really hope that this thing will help the rest of you to calm down a bit from whatever's troubling you. ^v^
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Eating: Potato chips
  • Drinking: Water


so apparently, i'm not a child of Amatelaseu and SoIar. Heck, I'm not even a child of Amatelaseu and BunnyTrash.

i'm just... a penguin, adopted to ze family.

everything i ever knew before this has been nothing more but a lie.

"the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes" -- some person on Tumblr
to quote Amatelaseu's cat on skype:


enjoy the sheer randomness from that, because i sure as hell did :lol:
welp, i've finally decided to block the little fail troll i've been trolling (YouthfulBlood). he started to bore me, so rather than letting him have the last word, i've decided to block him.

here are all the comment I've made on that child's page. who knows? maybe you'll find yourself laughing at it, or go all ":facepalm: Eve, why? Why did you decide to engage this brat?"……
tumblr nn0szhClwO1rodceto1 500 by Eve54
for all of my watchers/friends out there who may or may not be feeling under the weather.

you heard that doggie - you all deserve to be happy! also, i do wish you all well ^^


((NOTE: I did not make this gif. credits are reserved for dryyoureyes-startbelieving.tum… ))
wow, after only ONE comment, that wasn't even as bad as some of the other comments on there, you just HAD to find it so gosh darn necessary to BAWWLOCK me, FantasyMiracle1990. like seriously, no joke. this little shit bawwlocked me after i made only measly ass comment that is nowhere near as bad as some others on her page. pfft

Fastest Bawwlock Evah!! by Eve54

hooolllyyyy shit are people so easily offended these days. like, there is just NO WAY she could be 3-4 years older than me. like seriously, there's just no way.

and in a few moments, you're gonna hear her blame her autizmzzz for her behavior, that's the route ALL lolcows take, to the point that it's like some kind of rite of passage or whatever :rofl:
making my way downtown, walking fast, chasing--

*notices suffy had left a scathing review on matthewjabeznazarioa's planned fanfic of sorts, and a bitchfight had ensued*


*several minutes later*

I Wanna Have Your Babies, Suff! by Eve54
so yeah, that's what i've been up to this past few minutes. xDD

let's just hope the admins won't be deleting this one, or try to get suffy banned, a'right? after all, there's really no reason for her to get banned, as she just simply left a review and a piece of advice to this *coughshittycough* writer. i mean, this IS supposed to be an art site where critique is bound to come, right? :icontrollfaceplz:

anyway, here's the lovely little journal suffy had commented on and acting like the true badass that she is After Love-Rocky15's PAW Patrol: The Hunger GamesSo, if you enjoy the story, then here are my theories about the aftermath events of Love-Rocky15's PAW Patrol: The Hunger Games. Yes, it is a Wattpad story. And that ending was kind of boring... so, what happens after the story?
A week after after returning to Earth and becoming official members of the PAW Patrol, all victors from the past Pup Hunger Games died.
Then, they are all dressed up in their arena wear that they wear for the Hunger Games, then they return to the arena, and the Head Gamesmaker of that previous Hunger Games, who WAS Seneca Crane, is going to freeze the pups using hypothermia. Then, the seven all died together, again, and this time, for good. But this time around, with Ryder also.
Then, at the St. Joseph Cathedral in the Capitol, a big funeral was held. 1824 puppy-sized coffins are made. They are all white. And a child-sized coffin is also with the other coffins.
The funeral song will be: "Nearer, My God, to Thee", made by Sarah Flower Adams.
After the funeral, t
enjoy the complete butthurtness that had ensued xDD
hm? well, what have we here?

it appears that one of my lolcows have decided to rear their ugly faces around here once more, even though they sent me a ~LOVELY~ little note "apologizing" to me (only to break it while on youtube; she said she "understood" us atheists, but then she used the word atheist as a derogatory slur towards some ranters when they'd made a certain vent video).

It's pinkpuppygirl11.

how ya been, honey? still butthurt over the fact that me, kora, and this one other chick you commented to on youtube are still on this site, or the fact that we've managed to corner sydney-chan while you were gone?

well guess what, sweetie? there's gonna be more butthurted-ness from me especially. because you broke your promise here, and you've been a very disrespectful little shit

Didn't Last Very Long Now Did It by Eve54

(i would like to link to the rant video in question, but out of respect for these ranters, i won't. at least not in this status post.)

Edit: Oh, and another thing, hun
Lol Dafuq! by Eve54
if you honestly think this is supposed to be threatening, you're not doing it right, and that's an even bigger insult.

and really, "Pest54"? Bitch plz, even I can come up with way better insults than that. >:/ and really, if anyone's being a little pest, it's YOU. You, and your little posse of mindless sheep that are most likely equally as bad as you (oh you know who i'm talking about don't you?), or maybe even WORSE.
don't you just LOVE it when people tell YOU to apologize for something THEY overreacted to and then resorted to insulting you on a regular basis behind your back, and to give up even though I haven't done anything to him before he got involved with me once more?

seriously, this is just downright precious xDDD
The shit I have to deal with
>Britbrat tells both me and her watchers that she's gonna leave, even deactivate her account, on a certain set of time.
>Adds other ways that you can get in touch with her elsewhere, like both her facebook and youtube accounts, so that she can still stay in touch with some of her friends (with at least one of them ALSO having a youtube account at least)
>Pulls a victoria and changes her mind and decides to stay because she'll just be missing her friends.

Yep, sounds like just a normal day in the life of dA if you ask me.
Whoop-de-freaking-dooh. Yay. Except maybe not, since now she's even planning on bawwlocking me >:/… (all that could be salvaged from my confrontation with her in that one status post she deleted since it apparently went out of control or something. Enjoy the shit going on there, I guess.)… (here's shika confrontation with her. personally i think they're doing a better job here, but, ehhh, ymmv on whether that's the actual case or not.) - her fucking page. do whatever you guys want.
Okay, this. THIS, just made my fucking day
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Yes, let's ignore the fact that flutter is nothing more but a huge liar and attention whore, and shut our eyes and ears from the actual hardcore proof we've all managed to collect that shows that she's indeed a horrible being and should be treated with very little respect.

Then again, what do I expect out of someone who threatened to beat the ever living crap out of someone who dared to question the fact that some underage kid is still on dA? pffft
Oh, you guys don't believe me? Then here <da:thumb id="520838692"/>
Because hey, unlike some people on the internet, at least I don't lie and actually try to provide people with some actual hardcore proof to all my claims. unlike some people, that is.

Anyway, like mitch said on flutterbitch's profile after i blocked her in order to escape any possible migraines - "I love how a lolcow knows a lolcow Meow :3
V                                                           V"

PS. Sydney, if you're reading this, don't think you can escape from the shit you're doing. Because I'll be screenshotting everything.
PPS. According to a very good friend of mine, teamumizoomi is in fact, a very godawful show. And guess what? They're definitely a lot more mature than you. Even warned me against taking a closer look at it. Then again, I knew it was downright shit just from looking at some of the screenshots xDDD.

Ta ta~

-Your #1 enemy, Eve54.
am not feeling very well thanks to this one stupid journal made by flutterbitch, where she makes fun of me for caring about my own friends on dA's health over my own. In fact, i'm actually crying, no joke.
omg....THIS.MADE.MY.DAY!Look at this chick.
I was like.......

Is this chick serious?! Lol that's the mosy cowardly thing I have ever heard of! This chick seems to like getting attention by giving false warnings.: meow:
OK guys to clear things up. I DONT HATE GAYS!
 I have watchers and friends that have different sexualitys... But guess what... I DONT GIVE A CRAP. ALL I CARE is what you are as A PERSON. IF YOUR A VERY NICE PERSON AND YOU DONT HURT ANYBODY.I don't care what you are then! :) :hug: OK?~ I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU EQUALLY!hug 
And for the stamps...don't hate the person HATE THE STAMP! I'm not the one who made them so

amazing how just this one journal can make me into such a mess, yeah???
and you know what? I don't even care anymore. if you guys wanna defend me, tell her that i've been turned into a complete wreck, then fine do so. I don't fucking care.

the things you do for the people that you care on this site, am i rite???
i'm just gonna lie down now. hopefully this will pass, and hopefully my old folks won't notice what a huge fucking mess i've turned into thanks to this fucking journal by that... thing.

also, flutter, if you're reading, just know something - I have the evidence to you being a homophobe. I have seen the stamps. You wanna know something else? By faving those things, you've basically admitted to agreeing with their homophobic, acephobic, and even downright ignorant views. And no, you cannot go and say that "they looked nice" as an excuse here, because you've basically made faves to other things that I know that you agree on as well, like your hate for yaoi and porn in general. So don't even fucking TRY!

EDIT: Guys, I'm feeling a lot better now. at least atm. Still doesn't excuse this clear mockery she made out of me caring about my watchers of course, I'm never gonna forgive her for that. >:/
Either, I still don't care what you guys are gonna be doing now about her with the knowledge of the fact that she made me into an emotional wreck all thanks to... well, that. Still have her blocked, or unblock and then give her a piece of your mind about what she's done (though I'll just say this - DON'T FORGET TO SCREENSHOT EVERYTHING! TRUST ME, IT'LL HELP WITH BRINGING HER DOWN IN SOME FASHION! Though don't expect yourselves to be using these pieces of evidence and link it to the help center, because they'll not accept them.) - I really don't care what you do. Just remember that, even if her supporters are decreasing by the minute, she still has some whiteknights who'll happily swallow her shit with grins and mindbroken eyes on their faces, and they'll have little to no problem trying to defend their pwecious queen.
bad news guys - remember pinkpussygirl? Well guess what, she's back. and she's gonna become one of she who must not be named's whitebitchknights >:/
Yayy. *sarcasm*

Me: *trolls some potential lolcows on dA*


Me: *uploads something that has nothing do with it*

Watchers: Uhhh, did the lolcows ever reply back to you yet? If so, LINK MEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: …I just wasted DAYS writing this piece of shit, and you’re not even gonna give me any possible feedback? What the fuck guys?!

Watchers: *faves and runs*

Me: …Fuck my life. *nearly tosses my laptop out of the window*


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Conkerluver Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Your right. I should stop making rant journals for now. It makes me look like an attention whore.
CatSheepFluff Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
Hi Eve. Are you available to talk about something? There has been a very immature girl that has been stalking me and Conkerluver lately...
Conkerluver Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
The problem is is that she always makes pity art of the people who blocks her (or in some cases when she blocks them)
CatSheepFluff Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Artist
I haven't seen any art she's made of my OCs. XD
Eve54 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
mh, yeah, i've heard about 'em a few times. though i really don't know what the whole deal is ^^;

personally, if she's being way too annoying, i'd suggest blocking her, and just try to not talk too much about her. try to focus on others things instead, like, stuff that makes you happy c:
CatSheepFluff Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
I've already blocked her, but she's been talking to Conker about me. And I think she's visiting my page way too much, despite the fact I blocked her.

My friend Dj actually made a really good rant about her, it pretty much explains her deal. I can give you a link if you'd like to see it. ^^;
Eve54 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
hmm, then it'd probably be better to just ignore the whole thing. conker has a bit of a habit to stick to really old drama at times, much to my own personal chagrin :/ and honestly, i wouldn't really try to pay too much attention to the whole thing. if you want nothing more to do with her, and make sure to not try to make journal after journal after journal revolving around her, she'll hopefully get the message and find you boring/not fun to stalk, and hopefully leave you alone by then. c:

and sure! go ahead ^^
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Julianartss Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi, Ev, (If i may call you that.)

It's me, Karen. I've decided to take a long hiatus on my other account, KartoonistKaren, for private reasons. ^^;

How are you today?
Eve54 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
personally prefer it just being Eve, but whatever works for you, I guess ^^

i see. well, i'm sure that things will eventually calm down on your other account soon enough, at least to the point of you possibly returning.
me personally, i'm doing pretty good so far. you? :)
Julianartss Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh that was a typo! I meant "Eve". Sorry about that.


I'm doing good. Thanks for asking. :nod:
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