Dafuq's wrong with me? (1/?)Ho-Oh: Once upon a timeDafuq's wrong with me? (1/?) by Eve54
before I was insane
I dated this stupid brat
Ash Ketchum was his name
But be broke up with me
Ash: You’re just way too creepy!
Plus I found someone else
His name’s Gary (enter Gary Oak behind ash’s back, waving and going all “smell ya later”)
Ho-Oh: So I wrote a song
about his stupid ass
Then found this guy named Jimmy
but that was over fast
Ho-Oh: If you don’t marry me
I will pull out your teeth!
Jimmy: You’re totally crazy!
Ho-Oh: Maybe! Huahahah
Ho-Oh: He hit me with his pokeball
and he said that
Ho-Oh/Jimmy: We are through!
Ho-Oh: Just you wait until
I write a song about you! (starts to sound a bit more demonic)
Ho-Oh: Then I met that Eusine dick
and was obsessed right away
dated me daughter
now ‘e gotta date me
Eusine: You’ve sent me 1000 messages!
Eusine: And that’s just from today!
Ho-Oh: Oh, that’s because I’m having your
Profiles - The JokersThe one group that deals with the more supernatural elements present in this AU, and that’s even when you do include others who are not directly affiliated with this group but are known (or at least rumored to be) magic users. They’re said to live in their very own dimension, which many havejust come to simply refer to as “[the] Jokers’ Haven”, which is where the Leader, their second in command, and basically the rest of them usually resides. Their one constant physical attribute that helps others to distinguish them from non-Jokers is their devil’s tail; other than that, their appearances seem to differ a great deal depending on their ranks, like (sometimes the lack of) horns, wings (reserved for the leader only), and pointy ears. Another very interesting aspect is that they’re very much immortal in the sense that they do seemingly do not age at all; each individual Joker can quit aging whenever they damn well feel like it.Profiles - The Jokers by Eve54
I am mad right nowPeople on here are blaming http://fluttershyrules5.deviantart.com/ For being rude when first of they are being rude to her and you guys need to stop being rude to her she did nothing to you! Sydney out!
I am angry right nowGothic - Bunny - 13 Thinks that Pink Puppy girl is underage she is 13 okay and one thing can easily upset her I see her upset sometimes on here and I get upset too, I am like a older sister to her and If you mess with her you mess with me. So if I catch any of you guys messing with her you will get the beat down of your life so leave her be she didn't do anything to you so stopping putting the gas to the fire and leave her alone! Sydney Out!
omg....THIS.MADE.MY.DAY!Look at this chick. http://eve54.deviantart.com/journal/ATTENTION-ALL-OF-MY-WATCHERS-520599216#comments
Also when she said: BE AFRAID TO CALL HER NAMES AND BLOCK HER ASS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. ALSO BLOCK ANY OF HER POTENTIAL WHITEKNIGHTS IF THEY EVER DECIDE TO COME TO YOUR PAGE AND MAKING LIFE COMPLETE AND UTTER HELL FOR YOU.
I was like.......
Is this chick serious?! Lol that's the mosy cowardly thing I have ever heard of! This chick seems to like getting attention by giving false warnings.: meow:
OK guys to clear things up. I DONT HATE GAYS!
I have watchers and friends that have different sexualitys... But guess what... I DONT GIVE A CRAP. ALL I CARE is what you are as A PERSON. IF YOUR A VERY NICE PERSON AND YOU DONT HURT ANYBODY.I don't care what you are then! OK?~ I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU EQUALLY!
And for the stamps...don't hate the person HATE THE STAMP! I'm not the one who made them so
Me: *trolls some potential lolcows on dA*
Watchers: OMG YES. YES. YOU GO GURL! SHOW THOSE CUNTS WHO’S THE BOSS!!! THIS IS WHY I WATCHED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!
Me: *uploads something that has nothing do with it*
Watchers: Uhhh, did the lolcows ever reply back to you yet? If so, LINK MEEEEEE~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: …I just wasted DAYS writing this piece of shit, and you’re not even gonna give me any possible feedback? What the fuck guys?!
Watchers: *faves and runs*
Me: …Fuck my life. *nearly tosses my laptop out of the window*